Dear Scattergun, Pistol, and Aluminum Bat.

We can still be friends, but I just don’t want to see you anymore. kthxbai.

Love, Jethro

Seriously the unlocks are the (base)ball! The Force-A-Nature is great, lags a bit on servers for some reason. Sandman does just what it says on the tin, double jump removed, stunning ability improved. And Bonk, while making you a TEENY WEENY BIT faster, makes you invuln to damage. Not fall damage, though.

If you wanna play against me, my SteamID is Jetamo.

See ya on the next side of tomorrow week, or something.